The Popola Federacia Respubliko of Insuloj Turkisaj is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kanceliero Aleksandro Brunolino with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 966 million Insulanoj Turkisoj are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maugasavili. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Insulano Turkiso economy, worth 24.0 trillion moneroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 24,844 moneroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Insulano Turkiso husbands are dead good at fathering kids, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and Kanceliero Aleksandro Brunolino has just been declared ruler of Insuloj Turkisaj in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insuloj Turkisaj's national animal is the gull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Insuloj Turkisaj is ranked 150,098^th in the world and 2,144^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 9.14 flags saluted per person per day.